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Post by franco on Mon Dec 22, 2008 2:13 pm

ada yang tinggal di jogja gak slain aku dave ma kakaroto , yoga la selebinya
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Re: Jokes

Post by Dave_the melancholic man on Wed Dec 24, 2008 11:49 am

Survei kepuasan.
Berikut hasil survei terbaru yang menganalisa tingkat kepuasan pria saat tidur bersama wanita :
1. Tidur dengan Wanita Cantik : Bangga ½ mati.
2. Tidur dengan PSK: Mahal ½ mati.
3. Tidur dengan Wanita Jelek : Stress ½ mati.
4. Tidur dengan Wanita Hyper : Capek ½ mati.
5. Tidur dengan Pacar : Nafsu ½ mati.
6. Tidur dengan Istri : mending pura-pura mati.
7. Tidur dengan isteri Orang : nafsu nggak mati-mati
8. Tidur dengan isteri Tentara.: sudah pasti mati

Modyarrrrrr
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Re: Jokes

Post by Dave_the melancholic man on Wed Dec 24, 2008 11:50 am

Si Otong lagi apel ke rumah cwexnya & terjadi deh
Si Otong: Alo caynk…boleh masukkan?
Cwex: Boleh2 aja
Si Otong: Yank kita ke kamar yuk!
Cwex: (berpikir) ehm…yuk
(STELAH Di KaMAR)
Si Otong: Boleh kunci pintu?
Cwex: Boleh
Si Otong: Kalo tutup jendela juga boleh kan?
Cwex: Boleh
Si Otong: Kita naik ke tempat tidur yuk!
Cwex: (brpkir)… yuk
Si Otong: Tutup selimutnya ya?
Cwex: (Berpikir: akhirnya dia mau melakuknnya jg) tutup aja (sambil senyum2)
Si Otong: Eh liat dech JAM GW BISA NYALA!!! ADA GaMBAR LUMBA2NYA LG!!! Bagus kan…
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Re: Jokes

Post by Dave_the melancholic man on Wed Dec 24, 2008 12:14 pm

Bagi orang jawa, kalimat Shakespere tidak berlaku, karena dibalik nama-nama Jawa ada makna dan harapan dari orang tuanya, agar anaknya kelak bisa sesuai yg diharapkan…..
Pandai menanam bunga, diberi nama Rosman.
Pandai membaiki mobil, diberi nama Karman
Pandai dlm korespondensi, Suratman
Gagah perkasa, Suparman
Kuat dalam berjalan, Wakiman
Ganteng dan manis, Legiman
Ahli membuat kue, Paiman
Pandai berdagang, Salman
Pandai melukis, Saniman
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Re: Jokes

Post by franco on Wed Dec 24, 2008 1:28 pm

5 Steps to Disaster-Proof Your Dating

If you want a dating life that's free from disaster, you need to invest in a little insurance. As hurricane victims know, it does no good to buy insurance after the storm has wreaked its damage. Here's how to get your own dating insurance package together:
1. Be ready. Some folks approach life as if they were jumping into a cold swimming pool: They squeeze their eyes shut, hold their nose and jump. Who knows if they know how to swim?
It's far better to go into dating with your eyes open and your senses sharp. Take some time and review your current situation. What needs attention? Your physical self? Your surroundings? Your fears? Taking care of yourself first will help ensure your future success in love.
2. Get a life.
Nothing is more unattractive than someone with nothing to offer. While having space in your life for a partner is important, too much space will seem overwhelming to another. It's not up to a future partner to give you the life you haven't made for yourself.
Get out and get active! One of the best strategies for getting invitations is to give them. Try entertaining. If the thought of throwing a party scares you more than dating, you can invite people to all kinds of events as your guest. (But you might as well get your domicile ready for visitors. Where do you expect to entertain a sweetie?)
3. Enhance your good luck.
Many singles are so discouraged about the process of finding love that they can't help but feel unlucky. And most folks feel that there is little they can do to influence Lady Luck.
But research has found that is not so. What you think and do has enormous effects on bringing you good -- or bad -- luck. Taking steps to increase your luck will help you find the best of the best. Listen to your lucky hunches. Maximize chance opportunities by varying your routine. Above all, expect good fortune in your life. What have you got to lose? More bad luck? For more suggestions, check out my Top 10 Ways to Get Lucky at Love.
4. Be prepared to tell the hard stuff. Often singles are so worried about how to tell bad news to a new partner that it gets in the way of doing any dating at all. We all have pasts, and none of us gets much beyond the age of 21 without accumulating a bit of baggage that we are not so proud of.
Part of getting ready to date is dealing with your truth and coming to terms with your life so far -- and what you have learned in the process. Tell the hard stuff now, before you are put on spot.
5. Toughen up. Do you want to avoid rejection entirely? Well, you'd better stay off dating sites, because rejection is the name of the game. Because you are jumping into a very large pool of potential candidates, you will be saying "no" to many perfectly nice people, and they will be saying (or acting) "no" to you. Saying and getting "no's" is part of getting to that big "YES!" If the no's are too much for you, you are in big trouble right now.
If you are still not sure of your ability to adequately insure yourself from dating failure, visit my Find a Sweetheart Store. You'll find at least one remedy there for every one of the issues I've written about here. Why not take advantage of my experience? I want you to get what you say you want: love!
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Re: Jokes

Post by HoaMZz on Wed Dec 24, 2008 1:32 pm

wow ternyata franco jago nulis inggris kwkwkwkkw
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Re: Jokes

Post by Dave_the melancholic man on Wed Dec 24, 2008 2:04 pm

saking banyaknya gw males baca.........
pe pusing liat doang.....
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Re: Jokes

Post by franco on Wed Dec 24, 2008 2:09 pm

tu juga copy paste


hahahahahaha
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Re: Jokes

Post by HoaMZz on Thu Dec 25, 2008 8:03 am

weleh...
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Re: Jokes

Post by fendy_Boyzz on Thu Dec 25, 2008 5:27 pm

wow
bayi bisa minum kopi???
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Re: Jokes

Post by HoaMZz on Fri Dec 26, 2008 3:36 am

bisa..

kalo ga keleper
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Re: Jokes

Post by fendy_Boyzz on Fri Dec 26, 2008 6:54 am

hah?
lo laper??
makan dunk...gitu aja kok repot???
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Re: Jokes

Post by HoaMZz on Fri Dec 26, 2008 8:46 am

masalah nya makanan gw ud diambil sama francoo T.T
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Re: Jokes

Post by wanx on Fri Dec 26, 2008 9:09 am

Numpang Lewat.......

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1. hewan apa yang cuma terdiri dari 2 huruf??
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2. Ibu Didik punya anak 4. si sulung namanya subhan,kedua namanya erni, ketiga namanya yanto, yang terakhir siapa coba?
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3. TIDAK HALAL
-->seorang pelacur papan atas yang terjaring razia melakukan protes

besar-besaran. Namun, polisi yang juga tidak mau kalah melontarkan Sejuta

kata-kata:

Polisi: Anda sudah melanggar hukum Indonesia
Pelacur: Benar
Polisi: Anda sudah menurunkan citra diri wanita indonesia
Pelacur: Benar
Polisi: Anda juga sudah mempermalukan bangsa indonesia
Pelacur: hmmm, benar
Polisi: anda harus sadar, pekerjaan ini tidak halal
Pelacur: MAAF! saya tidak mengandung "BABI"

---> untuk jawabannya ketik REG (spasi) MANJUR kirim ke desa Rotong. dijamin puas...... ^_^ wekekekekekekekeke

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Re: Jokes

Post by HoaMZz on Fri Dec 26, 2008 9:13 am

WOOOOOOOOW....

T.T
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Re: Jokes

Post by wanx on Fri Dec 26, 2008 9:53 am

tutututututututu...........................

Numpang lewat....... ^_^

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Re: Jokes

Post by fendy_Boyzz on Fri Dec 26, 2008 10:42 am

wanx wrote:Numpang Lewat.......

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1. hewan apa yang cuma terdiri dari 2 huruf??
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2. Ibu Didik punya anak 4. si sulung namanya subhan,kedua namanya erni, ketiga namanya yanto, yang terakhir siapa coba?
=======================
3. TIDAK HALAL
-->seorang pelacur papan atas yang terjaring razia melakukan protes

besar-besaran. Namun, polisi yang juga tidak mau kalah melontarkan Sejuta

kata-kata:

Polisi: Anda sudah melanggar hukum Indonesia
Pelacur: Benar
Polisi: Anda sudah menurunkan citra diri wanita indonesia
Pelacur: Benar
Polisi: Anda juga sudah mempermalukan bangsa indonesia
Pelacur: hmmm, benar
Polisi: anda harus sadar, pekerjaan ini tidak halal
Pelacur: MAAF! saya tidak mengandung "BABI"

---> untuk jawabannya ketik REG (spasi) MANJUR kirim ke desa Rotong. dijamin puas...... ^_^ wekekekekekekekeke


1. entah
2. didik
3. tapi mengandung minyak (****)!!
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Re: Jokes

Post by Dave_the melancholic man on Fri Dec 26, 2008 11:02 am

1. U dan G
2. didik
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Re: Jokes

Post by HoaMZz on Fri Dec 26, 2008 11:21 am

1. dak tau
2. dak tau juga
3. ga tau jgua kwkwkwkwkw
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Re: Jokes

Post by wanx on Sat Dec 27, 2008 3:16 am

Dave_the melancholic man wrote:1. U dan G
2. didik

Beh... Bener.... (kok tahu sich?)


Hadiahnya ke BALI naik pesawat GARUDA*

Kepada Dave_the melancholic man
*Silahkan ambil tiketnya di Bandara Ngurah Rai.... ^_^

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Re: Jokes

Post by Dave_the melancholic man on Sat Dec 27, 2008 3:43 am

kbanyakan maen di MIRC gw....

wkwkwkwk.....
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Re: Jokes

Post by yLn on Sat Dec 27, 2008 2:02 pm

Very Happy
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Re: Jokes

Post by HoaMZz on Sat Dec 27, 2008 2:47 pm

.....
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Re: Jokes

Post by rickz on Wed Jan 14, 2009 5:22 pm

Dave_the melancholic man wrote:kbanyakan maen di MIRC gw....

wkwkwkwk.....

MIRC??
apaan tu?
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Re: Jokes

Post by franco on Sat Jan 24, 2009 1:25 pm

si dave raja chatting
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